The Stowaway [Joel/James]

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

Neil frowned, "Seriously..?"

He pointed his rifle at where he believed was the source of the sound.

"Come out now or I shoot."

[Joel Florian]

Joel threw out an empty Dr Pepper bottle instead. It clattered to the floor harmlessly.

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

Neil was spooked and fired at the Dr. Pepper bottle, again and again, until his rifle was completely out of ammo.

[Joel Florian]

"Ha!" Joel appeared and pointed triumphantly at Neil. "Gotcha!"

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

"You mean I've got you!" he pulled the trigger repeatedly but nothing came out.

[Joel Florian]

Joel watched, bemused. "You might want to sort that out."

[James Harper]

James lifted his own weapon, pulled back the tab on his Musou Saber, and fired a blast that flew three centimeters from the intruder's left ear. "I've got you."

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

"Now give me a reason not to have you blasted into the sky."

[Joel Florian]

Joel ducked, part of his hair singed off. When he rose, he looked angry.

"Oh, you will pay for this hair!"

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

Neil looked at him and then at James, before bursting into laughter.

"And how exactly are you going to make us do anything?"

[Joel Florian]

"By offering to take those awfully revealing videos of your private lives off the internet."

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

Neil raised a brow, "I'm listening.."

[Joel Florian]

"Simple, really. I'll take the videos off if you let me be." Joel said. "And might I say, Mr Wotan, you look fabulous with blue eye shadow."

[Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner]

Neil twitched, "Deal..What the hell are you doing on my ship in the first place anyway?"

[Joel Florian]

"Running from people in suits with dark glasses, mostly." Joel shrugged. "Because I have this." And he revealed the Sphere of Light.