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Post by Joel Florian on Jul 25, 2014 16:17:19 GMT
Joel took one look at the boss and wrinkled his nose. "You smell like cigarettes and pee."
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Post by James Harper on Jul 25, 2014 16:21:43 GMT
"Is it naked day already...?" James asked, one hand on his belt.
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:05:39 GMT
He turned his head to them, the left side of his face almost entirely covered in bandages.
"Let me guess, you two are piss drunk."
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Post by Joel Florian on Jul 25, 2014 18:12:05 GMT
"Yeah." Joel nodded like a bobblehead. "Hey, can we do vodka shots out of your eye?"
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:16:06 GMT
Neil's hollow facial expression remained unchanged.
"This is exactly the problem," he muttered, "This is the reason why we're such losers! It's so clear to me now!"
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Post by James Harper on Jul 25, 2014 18:31:33 GMT
"Because we like liquor?" James asked, his name and suit jacket having vanished.
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:33:06 GMT
"Exactly!" Neil snapped, "It's the damned booze! It's not only poisoning our bodies, but our minds as well! Twists into barely competent fools!"
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Post by Joel Florian on Jul 25, 2014 18:35:11 GMT
"Does that mean there won't be fun any more?"
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:38:21 GMT
"Oh there will be fun, just because you're sober doesn't mean you can't have a good time. It just means you'll be better at it."
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Post by James Harper on Jul 25, 2014 18:39:19 GMT
"I can box drunken with the best of them. Come on, their a tennis ball at me!"
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:40:38 GMT
"Look at yourself James, you can barely stand and you're slurring your words!"
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Post by Joel Florian on Jul 25, 2014 18:44:37 GMT
"Well, you can barely" Joel was cut off when he tried to stand up and tripped over his bottle of liqueur and faceplanting on the deck.
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:48:11 GMT
"I haven't been sober in so long that just looking at those bottles in your hand makes me want to kill both of you just for a single drop," he shook his head, "But happy go lucky drunken asshole Neil is dead. He died back in Japan after thoroughly getting his ass handed to him; and good riddance to him."
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Post by James Harper on Jul 25, 2014 18:50:56 GMT
"What are you saying?"
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Post by Neil Wotan and Sophia Wagner on Jul 25, 2014 18:52:35 GMT
He opened his mouth, closed it again, and then retreated back inside his chamber. He fumbled around in the dark for a bit before returning with his pulsar blaster, fully charged and fully loaded.
"I'm saying no more booze."
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